Saturday 27 April 2013

A magic solution for climate change?

A new technological breakthrough promises to revolutionise the battle against wasting water.

Until now, people (well, Americans anyway) have been wasting billions of gallons of water by running the shower or tap to hide the noises they make on the toilet. A new iPhone app, the Akatu Fake Shower, makes the sound of a shower or tap running, so that you can drown out the noise of your flatulence without wasting water.

Amongst this app’s features, you can earn ‘badges’ for all the water you’ve saved. You can also “share your achievements” on social media, although it is a mystery why anyone ashamed of the sound of their farts has no inhibitions about sharing their “achievements”.

Yes, with this new invention, we can finally end all further scientific and technological discovery. Humanity’s work is done.

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